“Bra Busters 3” Because Bra Burning Is Bad For Your Health

If you must hate on bras, we ask that you do it responsibly. Don't set your bra on fire, don't toss it in the street, and if you must throw it in the trash, be sure to cut it in half so birds and fish don't get caught in it and suddenly have great boobs. That could seriously mess up mating season.

As you probably learned in school, the traditional and safe way to dispose of bras is to bust them. Send them to a well-endowed MILF, and she'll take care of the rest as her bodacious rack humiliates and then destroys them. Where do the tattered bra rags go? You're asking too many questions.

First and foremost, we have to look at the back of the box where it says, "Jayden Jaymes' giant jugs are GRRREAT!" For real, Jules Jordan, did you just Tony the Tiger her tits? Why, Jules Jordan? It's not like Manuel Ferrara needs to be tricked into munching on those boobs of hers, and after he's done banging her brains out, we're sure he's going to frost her funbags, so who is this for? We know them jugs are great, that's why you call them jugs! Because we want to blow on them and stuff.

All of these women look much happier once they remove their bras, but when Phoenix Marie takes hers off, she starts salivating. Weird, right? Wrong. It's natural. If your mouth doesn't water when those wonderful boobs come out, then you must be dealing with a savage case of cottonmouth. Phoenix is the only gal to take it in the ass in this film, and the man giving it to her is Lexington Steele. Does she view it as a challenge? Not exactly; she's done this derriere deed before. The real challenge is trying to titfuck him without getting poked in the throat.

You have to wonder, if the ladies in "Bra Busters 3" are capable of destroying clothing with their cans, aren't the gentlemen who grope them in some danger? They are. It's like "Deadliest Catch" except nobody wants to get crabs.

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