Kayden’s “Wild Side” Proves That Pornographic Peer Pressure Is OK

We're not saying that you, the viewer, should feel pressured by porn to have a more active and performative sex life. All we're saying is that if you're in a porno and you're the only one not having sex, then yeah, you should probably try blending in with the crowd. Don't worry about your individuality, it'll come out when you come.

Such is the stress that befalls Kayden Kross in "Wild Side." She's tired of watching her slutty roommmate, Angelina Valentine, get all the dick she wants, so she's decided to step her game up and try some casual sex. Does trying to have casual sex ruin the casualness of it? Meditate on that question while you look at smut.

How did Kayden and Angelina end up as roommates in the first place? They seem ever so different. Look at the pictures of them having breakfast together. Kayden wears a tanktop as she sips coffee and eats a balanced meal of eggs, sausage, and toast; Angelina lets her titties show through a mesh bra as she pounds a beer. Kayden then goes off to the hospital where she works while Angelina goes to some office and lifts her skirt up for Tommy Gunn. She could be a high powered lawyer or a politician or something, but all we're certain of is that she's taking her lunch break on top of Tommy's muscular member and rubbing out the last of his jizz on her big pillowy lips.

And Angelina isn't the only one slutting it up all over the place; her friends are all frequently frisky, too. Kagney Linn Karter plops her round butt down on Danny Mountain's lap and caresses his cock to life in almost no time so they can get carnal in his cubicle. Not only does she suck his shlong to extra veininess, but she also does the splits atop his cock with her feet reaching from one desk to another. This is not a discreet way to screw in the workplace, but Kagney gives absolutely zero fucks and that--along with the way she pervs with her curves--is why she's so lovable.

So Kayden gets jealous. We all get jealous from time to time, and though it's not exactly a virtue, it can be a catalyst for important life changes. We don't know what kind of doctor Kayden is, but for the purposes of her scene with Rocco Reed, we're going to pretend she's a urologist and Rocco has come in because he's worried he has Peyronie's disease. His dick doesn't look all that curved, but Kayden decides to test it out by shoving it down her throat. She still can't tell, so she hops up on the exam table, strips out of her clothes, and spreads her thighs wide for Rocco's hard rod. He fucks her until her pussy turns the same color as her hair, but the only thing she learns about his cock is that it can make her come over and over. Sounds like someone needs a second opinion.

Will Kayden get used to her newfound "Wild Side," or will she regret giving up her chaste lifestyle? Will Angelina perhaps switch places with Kayden and start eating real food for breakfast? And does Kagney get pleasure from doing the splits on Danny's dong, or do her hamstrings distract her with their burning? Some of these questions will be answered when you buy the film!

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