Anals Of Education: “Young Harlots: Highland Fling”

"Well, I'd much prefer a threesome, Sir," says pragmatic "Young Harlot" Franki, "I am Head Girl."

A trio of Scots boarding school administrators and their quintet of legal-age female students engage in a travesty of intermediate education in "Young Harlots: Highland Fling" wherein a simple misstep in a traditional Scottish reel can result in double penetration.

But who cares? Even the Queen and Robert the Bruce spelled their shit with extraneous U's. What's one more student gangbang from a kingdom that gave us "The Wall"?

Director Gazzman infuses this installment of his long-running "Harlots" series with equal parts good humor and near-clinical sex, as students Franki (she gets her threesome), Sophia Knight, Jess West, Lexi Lou, and Samantha Bentley spend their parents' money on tearaway tartan skirts, and the only Burns they are exposed to are the ones from the rug.

Here in Sunny California we are getting ready to vote on a couple of ballot measures that, if they are not passed, could bring devastating results to public education. But these Scottish public school girls—even if "public school" means something different over there—seem to have landed on their feet (or, I guess, knees) despite frittering away their education.

Still, we could argue that these ladies only gelt comfortable frittering because their basic educational needs were already met. After all, Franki does ask for her threesome with admirable articulation. So Vote Yes on 30.

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