It’s Lovely To Meet Your Areola, Jessica Cirio

It's lovely to meet you, too, but since you're not shaking hands, we'll have to (mentally) grab on to the first thing headed our way and that happens to be the areola escaping out the top of your bikini. So what do we do, do we shake it with our hands? Mash our areolae into it? What's the least inappropriate way to handle this?

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)