As The Morning Light Illumines An Ass

One can nary do a thing but fuck it, and how! It's like a siren singing its song as Odysseus passes by strapped to the mast, but in our version he can get down and dirty with a little doggystyle before going on his way. See? No shipwrecks here!

If we were the epic poet we guess our pens would be compelled to compose stanza after stanza of epic erotica (is that a genre?). Penelope could host massive orgies with her legions of suitors; big O could fuck the Cyclops in his eye-hole. And then, after being apart for ten years, we'd be damned if he and P didn't spend a good few days in the bone zone doing beautiful, nasty things to each other. Ah, lovely verse, perverse... It's music to our ears.

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