We Love A Chick Who Loves A Dick

Especially when said chick demonstrates her love by gettin' all bouncy-like in cowgirl form. It seems to be a perfect means of showcasing exuberance. Although we guess it'd be a little strange if we responded to all things we love this way -- say, for example, the most perfect Japanese eggplant or our favorite fountain pen.

Okay, maybe in private that would be acceptable. But it's also a good thing so many of the things we love are made to be body-humped anyway: dildos, fists, babes, faces, and of course cocks as well. Phew! We suppose we'll adhere to this list of acceptable things to hump (for now...).

· Fish net stockings 1 (pornhub.com)