Look at this "Cool Crowd" with their sleek car furniture and their big titties. At one point in the movie, BiBi Jones is so tired of Erik Everhard pestering her to have sex with him that she has sex with him. But she enjoys it, so it's OK! Right? Look, don't ask us; we didn't write this story.
However, we can empathize with BiBi's situation. The last time we were hanging out with a huge bunch of pornstars, a certain Fleshbot editor wanted to look cool and mature so he ate raw oysters for the first time ever. Eating shellfish, sexing on Erik Everhard: they're pretty much the same thing once you put mignonette on them.
BiBi Jones is the new girl in school and Selena Rose has decided to take BiBi under her slutty wing and get her acquainted with all the right sort of people. We imagine an alternate universe exists in which BiBi paves her own way and ends up as the VP of the College Republicans, but in this universe, BiBi ends up at the cool kids' house where Erik Everhard and Manuel Ferrara live/where Mick Blue hangs out with no shirt on. When the girls arrive, Manuel is already balls-deep in Kortney Kane, and there he stays until he's spanked her ass bright red and dropped his load down her throat.
But when Manuel emerges from his love den, he sees BiBi for the first time and instantly develops feelings for her. Unfortunately, while Manuel was getting a stiff Kane-ing in the other room, Erik has been laying his game on thick for BiBi. BiBi quickly tires of his antics, but instead of slapping him and leaving, she lets him turn her into a pretzel and fuck her hard on the leather couch. Erik lovingly sucks the nipples of the prize his poor manners won him, and BiBi does have a good time on his thick cock, but we worry that this decision was made so she wouldn't offend Selena (who was elsewhere swallowing Mick Blue's DNA).
In the same place at a different time (because leather couches = sex), James Deen has Ella Milano do the splits on his dick. We've decided that we need to watch more of Ella's work; she's a delightful combination of wholesomeness and nastiness, she has a luscious ass, and the way she drags her tongue up James's balls makes us feel funny inside. Perhaps we can convince her that us Fleshbot folk are the real "Cool Crowd."
Perhaps not. We've sat through too many D.A.R.E. presentations and now we're no good at peer pressuring people. At least Digital Playground is! "The Cool Crowd" proves it (and so does "Wild Side").
· All photos courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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