Mickey Mouse Shades And Boobs: A Winning Combination

People often ask us why we spend so much time grooving on fashion magazines when we're really only interested in the unclothed parts of the models. That's a silly question to begin with, but we always politely respond, "These magazines teach us the best way to accessorize nudity, and people need to know about what glasses or bangles or ripped cardigans work best with their boobs." Case in point: Sarah Varacalli is killing it in those glasses.

The Mickey Mouse flip-down shades play with the angles and give a nice symmetry to the full-frontal display. We've also learned that the best way to wear a white tee is to always be in the middle of taking it off. Who says humans have to walk around with their hands at their sides? Not Sarah Varacalli and Factice, that's for sure; they want us all walking around with our boobs out and our arms in the air like we just don't care.