“The Hobbit” Has Bilbo Baggins, But “Zombie Babies” Has Dildo Stranglin’

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We're just saying it seems silly to get all excited over a movie that's based on a book that you've already read when you could watch a B-movie that nobody has ever seen that stars Missy Dawn as a sexy young woman who strangles and then fucks her boyfriend with a big dildo. We don't even know what a Hobbit is, but we sure know what pegging is!

Pegging! And boobs! And pantyhose! They're all old friends making strange cameos in this movie about a mountaintop hotel, discount abortions, and zombie fetuses (not joking). Yes, it's that kind of movie; it saunters down Raunchy Boulevard so hard that it went straight to video, so only people like us end up being exposed to gratuitous boobage and gross-out humor. That's cool with us, we've been trained for such moments.

· "Zombie Babies" (imdb.com)

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