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You Need More Pets Next Year (Penthouse Pets, That Is)

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We know you (and your landlord) probably aren't stoked about the idea of taking in more pets next year, but we assure you that the Penthouse Pets 2013 calendar is a breeze to care for. You don't have to feed the pets or clean up after them, there are no smells to deal with, and they stay in a neat little rectangle on your wall. They're easier to love than Tamagotchi and they get your genitals excited!

And we bet when your landlord sees the Penthouse calendar on your wall, he'll high-five you and then lower your rent. It's a fact: landlords love Bob Guccione.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)


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