Say It Loud, Say It Booby

One of the main reasons we're jealous of models like these is that they have license to wear the loudest, craziest, brightest swag they want and nobody finds it odd. Karlie Kloss has a rhinestone belt and a hula hoop swinging off her thigh and you're like, "Yep, that's Karlie. Do we have any pizza rolls in the freezer?"

This is just more proof that Mario Testino should be in charge of dressing everybody before work. Instead of getting up and putting on some slacks and a blazer, we should all grease our chests and hunt for a shiny thong to match our shiny hot pants. You can wear your pants on Casual Friday; Monday through Thursday are for leopard print and panties.

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