What Color Are Your Panties, Cameron Diaz?

So Cameron Diaz never ages, huh? What is she, a vampire or something? Half-orc shaman? We're going to be looking at these legs and panties forty years from now and we doubt anything will have changed. Well, maybe the panties will be new. We don't know how long it takes Cameron to go through a pair.

That's just not our business, you know? We might be all up in there with our peepers, but we're not trying to put Cameron on blast and ask, "When's the last time you bought undies, girl?" That sounds like some elementary school-level psyche bashing and we're too old for that.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

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