Natalie Portman’s Ass Revealed (Again)

The interweb has been all a-twitter this week ever since word got out that geek crush extraordinaire Natalie Portman would be appearing (gasp!) naked in Wes Anderson's short flick/mini-prequel "Hotel Chevalier". And now that we've finally seen it? Meh. As expected, we do get a generous shot of Natalie's bare ass, some brief sideboob action, and a sprinkling of pained existential angst from Jason Schwartzman ... but let's face it, kids, there are "nude scenes" and then there are nude scenes, and a few square inches of naked buttflesh do not necessarily enduring wank fodder make. (After all, we still haven't fully recovered from her infamous strip club scene in "Closer", and she was tastefully bethonged throughout that entire masterpiece!)

· Wes Anderson's "Hotel Chevalier" (free iTunes download)

Previously: Wet Spots: Half Of Natalie Portman's Boob Is Better Than No Boob At All, Natalie Portman in "Closer"