We were so close! Everything was perfect: the lights were bright, the dress was translucent, the bra was taken out by a hitman weeks ago, and there was a camera standing by to take a picture at chest level. Then Katy went ahead and put pasties on her nipples. You know what the ironic part is? Those pasties are nipple-colored.
It's still a good picture. How often do we get to see the lower canyon of Katy's cleavage like this? And there's even a hint of underboob! See? We can still have fun with Katy Perry.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)
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