Leather Gives You Power Over Mega-Babes

Are you in love with a mega-babe but can't get her to do your bidding? Has she told you time and time again that your thin skin makes you weak and unappealing? You should curb that, homie; buy yourself some luscious leather that matches the cold blackness of your pupils! That mega-babe will be your best friend, lover, confidant, back scratcher, whatever you want.

Just make sure you're actually wearing leather and not pleather. We can't be held responsible for the wrath of mega-babes responding to the new car smell coming off your cheap jacket. You'll find the best results with mega-babes if you approach them wearing Rick Owens and acting like you're in that movie "The Matrix."

· Via Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)