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When Will Maxim Give Us The Busty Harness-Wearing Babes We Deserve?

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Follow-up question: why is it that the name Jessica becomes a dozen times sexier when you spell it Jesica, as in Jesica Herenu? Are we suckers for a strangely-spelled name, or are we attracted to the economy of her lettering? Could this have something to do with the fact that Jesica's boobs are looking a little sensitive and strangled in that harness of hers? Signs point to yes.

As usual, the sight of a gloriously unclothed model doing her thing in the pages of a foreign lad's mag has caused our jealousy to flood the plains of our good sense and nourish the seeds of bitter horniness so that they become crops of...uh, whatever. You know where we're going with this. Maxim Argentina is doing everything right and our Maxim is doing things half-right. Although, we have to admit, we enjoy the fact that Arianny Celeste is at the top of Maxim's Girls page. Maybe all hope isn't lost!

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)


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