That would have made the story a lot different... Instead of pricking her finger on a spindle and falling into a deep slumber, the fair princess instead must chronically masturbate whilst not aging for the next 100 years. That doesn't seem like too bad a curse, really. She's got beauty, wit, grace, dance, and song -- and the ability to make a really bangin' fap vid. We think these are qualities that well befit a lovely maiden.
And with a body like this, there's no need for this babe to be hidden beneath layers of princess gown. Flaunt it! She's sure to snag the Prince Charming of her dreams in no time. Yeah, this is way better than being awoken by a kiss. Be awoken by mutual masturbation and a cumshot instead! That's a real happy ending.
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