Anna Friel/Jessica Biel Two-For-One Nipple Deal!

Now that we've started rhyming about these two ladies, we can't stop, and yet nothing we think of makes sense. All right, we can say "Friel and Biel have sex appeal!" but then it deteriorates into a mish-mosh of prayer wheel, cornmeal, piggy squeal, and Shaquille O'Neal, none of which has anything to do with these ladies and their penchant for translucent fabrics.

Friel is wearing a bra, Biel isn't, but both of their nips are completely visible, and they cut through their respective outfits like damascus steel! Ferris wheel, harbor seal, stiletto heel, Roosevelt's New Deal! Sorry.

· Photos via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)