Today’s Youth Love A Good Challenge: “Big Dick In A Little Chick 2”

Say what you will about the pharmaceutical epidemic affecting America today, but we think all those study drugs have done wonderful things for the energy and morale of the youngsters. All over the country, eighteen year-olds like Staci Silverstone are getting done with SATs and college application essays so quickly that they have ample free time to work on cramming fat dicks down their throats.

It's not like Staci can put "Swallowed Xander Corvus's Wang" on a resume, but nonetheless, it's good for her to engage in extra-curricular activities that she enjoys. She's a straight-A student with killer T and A, and she deserves to explore her approaching adulthood with adult activities!

Some would say that Staci has grown into a lovely young woman, and we agree with that most heartily. She has a beautiful purple bedspread, wool thigh-high socks, a tongue ring that matches her hot pink shirt, and a professional relationship with Xander Corvus. Some of her pictures make it seem like taking Xander's dick is still a challenge for her tight twat, but she rises to the test with style, lube, and a strange look on her face. But she gets into it! That brow furrowing of hers isn't just the sign of an impending orgasm, it's the birth of lifelong orgasm wrinkles that will adorn her forehead like a precious crown.

At first glimpse, it doesn't look like Carmen Valentina should be called a "little chick." She's mad curvy: her hefty boobs hang over her soft stomach and her ass is so juicy she can grab a handful of it without disturbing its plump peach shape. Furthermore, she's been in the industry since 2010 (according to IAFD), so you can't say her porn experience is "little" either. What makes her a little chick? She's exactly five feet tall. Still, you can't tell when she's being spooned by Jordan Ash on the couch: her legs look long and delicious, her body fits snugly in front of Jordan's chest, and her pussy gets so wet that Mr. Ash's member slips right inside with no problem. You'd think that Jordan would dwarf her in these pictures since he's six-foot-four, but no, the power of their sweaty union has removed all of their visible differences. Not that you can't tell who's who; you know what we mean. Don't be difficult.

None of the babes in "Big Dick in a Little Chick 2" find their tasks difficult, and we should follow their lead, become more task oriented, and start expanding our sexual horizons along with our respective orifices. Maybe it'll take a fistful of Vyvanse to get there, but such is the style of the times!

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