Deck The Halls With Gamelink’s Discount Holiday Porn!

Tis the season for giving, is it not? (Actually, we believe that every season is the season for giving, but that's just us.) Accordingly so, Gamelink is offering fatty deals this month so you can shower your loved ones with all of the porn, massage oils, and bondage starter kits they've ever wanted. Mistletoe has officially been dethroned as the holiday matchmaker.

First of all, everything that's holiday-related is discounted. While there's a buttload of Christmas smut we had a little trouble finding Chanuka and Kwanzaa-themed porn. However, there are a whole lot of films that happen to have the word "holiday" in the title, and those have special deals, too!

Second, if you're having trouble figuring out what to buy, Gamelink has a brilliant list of suggestions in their 2012 Holiday Gift Guide. Picture this romantic evening: you can start with giving your loved one the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy pack, casually slip some Magnetic Nipple Clamps in their stocking, get the night going with the Naughty or Nice board game, use that to segue into the Ultimate Bondage Kit you've cleverly hidden under the bed, click some hot couples' porn on the tube, and then, well, hopefully you'll be having sex by then. If that doesn't work, or if you don't have a special someone, the holiday gift guide also offers some great masturbation sleeves.

Third, when you buy any Fleshlight, you get a free Impulse Flexi rabbit-style vibrator. You can straight-up lock the door Christmas morning and spend hours masturbating with your spouse--and the kids won't be able to make you get up and open presents!

Fourth, you get free domestic shipping for any order over $75. Get the Kama Sutra Massage Kit, the Glass Dildo/Leather Whip, and "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms" and you'll be set.

Lastly, there are new deals popping up every week. Shop for your friends now, wait for some groovy sex toys to go on sale, buy them for yourself, never see your friends again. It's just that easy, folks.

We knew there was a good reason why we waited so long to get everyone gifts, and this is definitely it.

· Check out the 2012 Holiday Gift Guide (gamelink.com)
· Browse through Gamelink's Holiday and Christmas-themed porn (gamelink.com)

[At top: "Yo, Yo, Yo: A Very Black Christmas Tale," "A Big Tit Christmas 3," and "A Fucking Christmas Dinner" (gamelink.com)]