Jessie Andrews: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

December 7, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

We're outraged at ourselves for not doing this sooner. Like, what were we waiting for? "We're not going to talk about our favorite Jessie Andrews fuck flicks until she's on 'Dancing with the Stars.'" And there's another thing: why isn't Jesse on "Dancing with the Stars" yet? This world needs to recognize what a gift that young woman is.

1. Adventures in Babysitting: As the movie goes on and all of Jessie's friends have been texting back and forth about all the sex they're having, Jessie is getting pissed. She's bored, her lady blue balls are massive, and Derrick Pierce is pissed at her for letting his kid put his toys on the pool table and scratch up the felt. Jessie's response is to smooth down the felt by sliding across it on her belly, unbuttoning Derrick's pants, taking his cock out, and sucking it to life. A large chunk of this scene--really the first half of it--is one long shot, and these two have an impressive understanding of how to move and when. The action barely breaks as Derrick lifts Jessie up, carries her to a comfy armchair, and plops her down in his lap; she reaches back, plays with his balls, and fingers her asshole at the same time. Derrick doesn't complain anymore, but he does make a few sounds that suggest he's trying his hardest not to come.

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2. My Little Panties: It's Jessie Andrews back when she was a brighter shade of blonde! Remember those days? We sure do. Frankly, not much has changed since then. As you can plainly see here, Jessie was every bit as nasty at the beginning of her career as she is now. Look at Mr. Pete's face as she rubs his cock against the back of her throat; actually, don't look at his face, look at Jessie's mouth, but know that Mr. Pete is agape with joy. Even though this is one of those sweet-little-teens-being-corrupted kind of movies, Jessie has no problem taking charge and telling Mr. Pete--not asking him--that he likes it. We certainly like it!

3. Kiss Me, Lick Me, Fuck Me: The scene starts off with Bobbi Starr and Jessie being all sweet to each other, rubbing their noses together, admiring Jessie's bra, and then it takes a turn for the nasty. Bobbi eats Jessie alive and makes her come so hard that spit and tears gush out of her heavily blushing face, and then when the poor girl is exhausted, Bobbi makes her return the favor. Fortunately, Jessie takes a note from the Nacho Vidal School of Lovemaking and steps on Bobbi's neck as she pounds her G-spot. Bobbi later sits on Jessie's face while holding her legs in plow position. Basically, the whole thing is a wrestling match on a couch.

4. Portrait Of A Call Girl: Don't make us talk about this one. If you haven't seen it, you need to see it, because it's an important porn film. Jessie plays a call girl and, you know, she does things for guys. It gets nasty. Things go dark. Her backstory is intense. We don't want to talk about this movie, it's just going to spoil it for you!

5. The Godfather XXX: A DreamZone Parody: Mr. Pete refuses to cooperate with the Don's wishes, so when he wakes up one morning, he pulls back his sheets and finds a head in his bed. Wait, sorry, scratch that. He pulls back the sheets and finds Jessie Andrews who gives him head in bed. The scene is oral-only, but we all know that Jessie is amazing at sucking dick, and besides, they have to stick with the pun! Anyway, this may be a funny film--and it is, we assure you--but Jessie takes her job quite seriously and stares Pete down as he roughly throat fucks her. In the end, she jerks him off into her mouth with a firm two-handed technique that'll have you reconsider your own masturbatory methods.