Why Is Benicio Del Toro Carrying A Naked Woman?

Is he rescuing her, kidnapping her, putting her to bed, or simply using her to work on his biceps? Perhaps he's recently opened an exclusive celebrity gym where you get to bench press fully nude babes (it's so much more organic than lifting weights).

Ooh, or maybe that woman is supposed to represent the naked statue on an award! That makes sense, right? She's like an Emmy without the wings and atom and goldness, or like an Oscar with hair. Perhaps Benicio has won so many awards that their combined weight equals that of a human woman. Or maybe the price of making statues is too high these days and the Academy will start handing out naked babes on stage. We're willing to accept any and all of these explanations.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)