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Christine’s “Hymn To The Sun” Makes The Sun Go “Hmm”

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HymntotheSunWith the solstice rapidly approaching, now seems like a good time to start paying tribute to the sun, although we can't imagine doing much more than Christine Sofie Johansen has already done. It's like, blood offerings are out, spiritual dances are passe, and the sun doesn't accept Visa gift cards, so we think Christine's naked body with its tan lines is all we can send that big fiery ball.

What are we going to do? It's not our fault the sun is so hard to shop for. We have nephews--three of them--and we can just get them Lego sets for Christmas. The sun would melt those, so we're totally out of ideas.

· Via Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)