There’s Nothing Like Finding Your Folks Playing Strip Poker

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Question: what do you do when you and your best friend enter your home and discover your parents and all of their friends laughing and jumping around with very, very little clothing on? Answer: be grateful that they're not on ecstasy because then you'd be stuck there talking to them.

Just leave them behind, let them do their thing, steal some booze if you can, and never speak of it again. If you hear anything that sounds remotely like swinging--groans, moans, P Funk, anything like that--then you have to pretend to be possessed by a demon. You know, pee everywhere, turn your head all the way around, walk down the stairs like an upside-down spider, do what you have to do to kill the buzz.

Or you could let them swing, but then what kind of an offspring would you be?

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