Slow Ride

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'Tis the season for rushing about, choosing slightly thoughtful gifts for friends and associates, baking holiday puddings, decking the halls and donning gay apparel. But amidst all this hasty scrambling, one mustn't forget to breathe. You could quietly meditate for 20 minutes, or you could go for the relaxing and refreshing joy of a slow-bone. This go-round, we'll opt for the latter.

The slow-bone is just as at home during the season as mulled wine or mince pie -- plus after consuming copious amounts of both of those, we're not even really up for vigorous slamming. Yes, slow and steady wins the race. Now let's throw on some Mannheim Steamroller and go to town.

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