The Return Of Kitty LOL … Er, Lea

September 21, 2007
DASHIELL

We are aware that Kitty Lea is a human being and not an adorable ball of fur (although we wouldn't mind petting her sometime), but whenever she makes an appearance in our inbox we can't help but go through a little cute overload ourselves. Apparently, there's a battle raging in the UK between the "emos" and the "chavs," two groups of people that no one really wants to be around, and the only way to settle it is with a nude-off between Kitty and the sneakily-named Keeley Dean. (Not another Keeley! We're in trouble.) We can't say if this truly resolves the issue, but it does remind us why we liked Kitty so much in the first place and why she naturally scored a place in Nuts' collection of the sexiest photos of the year (so far.) We promise never to confuse her with an actual kitty ever again, but we would still give up red meat for a year just to listen to her purr.