Rocco Loves Alice (And Who Can Blame Him?)

"Alice Miller" sounds like your aunt, right? Nope. The great Rocco Siffredi describes her as "the best of the best of the Russian girls." Then he fucks her. Just like your aunt.

Rocco Siffredi has just the right balance of confidence and gratitude to make "Rocco's POV 10" look like a very physical conversation between equal-footed pros rather than what most other POV series look like: a sad exercise in beautiful women not barfing and running away.

It's cold in Budapest {"Just like Russia," 21-year-old Miller says), so Miller is dressed in trendy, sexy winter clothes that Rocco kvells over.

"What's this?" he cries. "What's THIS? Nasty little clothes for Rocco."

Miller is thin but juicy. She admires all the international porn awards Rocco has displayed in his office, and he beams (or at least he sounds like he's beaming).

"All the sex I had to make for those!" he says. "You can have them!"

Rocco is so in love with Alice that we mostly just want the two professional sex-havers to be happy, of course, but we didn't (buy) this DVD to feel good for someone else, come to think of it.

Sadly, because Rocco is holding the camera, we get precious few lingering looks at the beautiful Miller. We understand why Siffredi is going to unleash his love-spendings on her, but we would kind of like to get a clear, er, shot, too.

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