Kim Kardashian’s Nipples Can Cut Through Kevlar

Look at Kim Kardashian walking down the street. If she gets too excited at any given point, her switchblade nipples will come out and slice through her bra, her top, and anybody standing too close to her. That's why she has this look of intense concentration on her face; she's practicing intense self-mastery in order to preserve her clothing.

We sometimes forget how mighty her chest is, but then a picture like this shows up and she looks like a female version of Atlas who's figured out how to carry the world on her chest instead of her shoulders. Also, thanks to this all-black outfit and the hard stare on her face, Kim looks a bit like a trained killer packing a bulletproof vest. Bulletproof vests should come with nipples!

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)