Christmas Just Got Sexy, We Hope That’s Fine By You

Remember when Christmas was about spending time with family and friends, sharing good food, and exchanging gifts? Now those traditions are just the boring fluff you have to wade through in order to have nasty sex in red and white fuzz. So, invite grandma? Don't invite grandma? It's a tough call.

It's not like Christmas suddenly became sexy and there was nothing we could do about it. We welcomed it with open arms! Remember Alison Brie's sexy Christmas dance on "Community" from last year? We certainly do. All that aside, there does seem to be an explosion of sexy Christmas apparel this year, and this ZOO spread only pushes it further. We especially like the candy cane phallus being used to cover Daisy Watts's lower bits. All of this may seem a bit disturbing, but that's only if you have moral stock invested in Christmas/aren't interested in Saturnalia taking over again.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)