It’s Time For An Unnecessarily Tense Bath!

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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they bathe, and especially they way they bathe with others. Does the individual wash her face by bending forward or lying back? When another person enters, how does the first person reposition herself? We would help you with the answers, but we're kinda busy ogling Sophie Rogall's wet boobs.

Besides, we're pretty sure that bathtub psychology went out of fashion with phrenology. Rumor has it that phrenology ain't so inaccurate if you take those calipers and measure the shapes and angles involved in a freshly bathed breast. Two pseudosciences do make real science!

· "Paulina" (imdb.com)