“Stuffin’ Young Muffins 9” Will Have You Huffin’ And Puffin’

We have to be honest: the title of this movie brings up a couple of baking images to mind, neither of which are necessarily sexy. There's the muffin top, then there's the phrase "with a bun in the oven." Why do baked goods and sex go together so perfectly? And are bakers constantly getting laid because of it?

We wouldn't be surprised if the term "baker's dozen" secretly has to do with a well-endowed pastry maker.

Joy of joys, the cooking theme goes beyond the title! Melina Mason starts her scene off with a couple of heavy cookbooks hiding her boobs, one of which is called "The Easy-To-Use Beginner's First Cook Book." We'd like to believe that Ramon Nomar intended to actually teach Melina how to stuff muffins (perhaps for some delicious pumpkin muffins with cream cheese filling) and then got distracted by her tits. Personally, we think it was foolish of Melina to attend a private cooking class wearing a pink onepiece that shows off her thighs. Then again, chef's hats are pretty weird, too, so we can't judge.

Here's a lady we'd like to get to know better: Hailey Holiday. It's hard to say what charmed us first: her lacy panties, her heroic nose, or the way the sun lights up her hair. Regardless, she's new and naughty and the graceless way she squats on Mr. Pete's cock endears us to her. She's not trying to impress anybody; she's just getting her fuck on.

We suppose the beautiful thing about "Stuffin' Young Muffins 9" is that the muffins eventually stuff themselves.

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