Guinevere Van Seenus: Sharply Dressed With Sharp Nipples

Why do we love Guinevere van Seenus so much? A variety of reasons, not least of which is that she scares us dearly. In this case, we love her because she's one part Sharon Stone, one part fetish queen, and two parts Cruella De Vil with an overactive libido.

We're pretty sure Cruella never wore any sort of underwear, but if she ever did slip out of that fur coat and slinky black dress, we bet she'd be laced up in corsets and suspenders with clamps, buckles, and bands. And she'd have a bush just like Guinevere's, except it'd be half-black and half-white. Sorry, is this too much for Thursday morning?

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