Clean Your Boobs In The Sink

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Washing dishes is great--and, you know, probably helpful for the household you're in--but porcelain and silverware are boring. So boring. If only you could wash boobs there instead. We know that's what the bath and shower are for, but we don't subscribe to the traditional narratives surrounding those plumbing facilities.

And besides, if you're hanging out in a remote part of the Chilean forest, there's a chance you don't have a big shower to hop in, so washing your body in the sink is the only way to be. Just watch out for perverts by the window! (Actually, you should always be watching for window peepers.)

· "Hidden in the Woods" (imdb.com)