Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Notes from a Gangbang

Recently we brought you the heartwarming story of Sabrina Deep, the plucky Londoner who wanted to bang 80 men in one fell swoop for her 29th birthday, which was September 11. Tragically, only 77 of them showed up, and a 78th arrived late and needed to be turned away (that's the guy I wouldn't want to be). Read her tale after the gap.

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Deep has been banging men on the Internet for over a year, so I didn't ask how she prepared for this birthday event. I did, however, ask what she ate.

"A bit of tomatoes and mozzarella halfway through and then a proper meal of pasta and handmade pesto afterward."

Aside from a man whose penis resembled a G-spot dildo and a man with a ten-inch penis (pictured), the attendees were normal blokes, memberes of Deep's website or friends of members.

I asked if Deep was sore.

"Not the intimate parts," she said. "But the knees and my neck - from the positions - are aching."

Deep was right back at work today, handling a comparatively paltry five men. I asked what her advice might be to Fleshbot readers who want to try gangbangs of their own, aside from inviting me.

"Do it only fun-wise," Deep advised. "If you do it only for the stunt i have the feeling that you are gonna regret it. Sex must be fun, first of all. Without it it's not gonna be any good for your spirit."

(Joke's on her; I have no soul.)

Deep did not handle administrative duties alone; her husband checked IDs and Nasty Lidya performed fluffing duties.

Despite this, I was concerned about the man who was turned away.

"What about that poor 78th guy?" I asked.

"He showed up at 11:40. He was supposed to be there at 5. He probably had to go see the late movie with his wife."

· Sabrina Deep (deepsabrina.com)

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Previously: Bang Sabrina Deep, Meet Nasty Lidya: As Nasty As She Wants To Be, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive