When one is at Burger King asking the cashier why the fish tastes like beard, and she's staring back at you with her finger in her mouth, it's not sexy. It's never sexy. Never ever. Why do people keep doing it?
And now we're on the subject, chaps aren't sexy, either (at Columbia's Porn Journalism school, we learned never to say "assless chaps", because the rule is that chaps are assless by definition).
· Toxxxic (toxxxic.com)
· "It needs to stop" (gramponante.com)
· Buy "Jerk & Swallow" (gamelink.com)
Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive