A look back at our week that was:
· From now on, all Disney movie stars must submit their naked bedroom photos before the show becomes a mega-hit in order to make future identification easier.
· We told you how to break into porn, then we stopped kidding around and told you how it's actually done.
· How many times have you said to yourself, "You know what this action movie needs? More tits." Problem solved!
· Did you really think that someone couldn't make porn out of the Holocaust?
· The calendars are here! The calendars are here! (And even the Mormons are doing it.) 2008 comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
· Never let a little senseless mayhem get between you and a good fuck.
· B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
· Remember, it's all about the pussy ... except when it's not.