What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? (Hint: Sell Us A “Milkshake”)

So let's say, hypothetically, that you're flipping through your digital cable channels late at night and you "accidentally" stumble into those naughty PPV channels on the upper end of the dial. As you consult your interactive program guide to determine whether "First Timers #47" will be worth the $4.95 charge on your cable bill, you probably aren't thinking about the overworked and underemployed English major who had to craft the delicious—but very short—prose that convinced you buy that impulse spank material in the first place.

It's not easy distilling the essence of your average porn movie into one brief but compelling sentence, especially when you don't have access to family un-friendly words like "snatch" or "cum-guzzling." (Just look at the length of most of our posts.) But since we never met a good idea we weren't willing to pilfer from our fellow editors, we thought we'd put your re-branding skills to good use ... but in reverse. Given the title and premise, can you describe a XXX film in ten words or less without profanity? We'll even make it easy for you and choose our one of favorite porn epics of last year ever: "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2." We know the title sells itself, but think of the late night fapper who needs a little more convincing. Best entry wins the respect and adoration of tens of your fellow commenters.

· "Porn Descriptions Challenge Copywriters" (tvweek.com)

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