“Meow! 3” Porn In The Pure Parlance Of Pussy

When some porn studios roll out their all-girl features, we get treated to a sensual lickfest with lingerie falling gently away so the ladies might tenderly touch each other. When Jules Jordan goes for the girl show, they make sure the nastiness quotient stays at their dazzlingly high standard. These babes do porn pilates--they have amazing hardcore strength.

Sixteen pornstars splayed out across five hours of fucking? We have our hands full with this one, and every gal is a top notch performer, too! We don't even know where to begin!

Jada Stevens and Remy LaCroix? Yes, please. When we ruminate about the industry's best butts, these are some of the names that pop up. These ladies have worked together a couple of times before, but only in threesomes with a male present. This is the first time the two anal queens have had a chance to lavish each other with attention, and you better believe that they're making up for lost time. We refuse to believe that this small (but elegant) glass dildo is the only item making an appearance in their anuses. We will write angry letters to senators if that is the case.

Gracie Glam and Mia Malkova are all set to go out for a night on the town looking for boys to bang, but just then, Raven Rockette shows up and shows them they can save time, money, and stress if they just fuck each other! Plus, there's no guarantee that some geek off the street will get the job done, but these gals have the skills and the sobriety to bring orgasm after orgasm. Let's take a step back and look at these actors for a moment.
Gracie Glam: starlet turned legend. Mia Malkova: rising starlet. Raven Rockette: fresh-faced freak who only bangs girls on camera, and she's brought a strap-on dildo with her. Watching this scene is like being a geologist and looking through layers of rock to learn the history and foresee the future of the Earth, except, you know, there's a strap-on involved.

To be honest, we thought "Meow! 3" was going to have something to do with cat fights, but we're happy it doesn't. The world doesn't need to see women fighting (cough-every reality show ever-cough), it needs strong role-models who have the guts and gumption to explosively come on each other!

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