Fearsome Sass, Furious Ass, But Quite Charming Boobs

We trust Kesler Tran wholeheartedly, but when we saw that the title of this gallery is "Chop Suey!" we immediately assumed it was a tribute to that hit System of a Down song from the early 2000s. We foresaw much angst and growling, which turned out to be true, but it's delivered in a medium much more pleasing than alt metal.

Read between the lines, folks. We obviously love System of a Down. We're middle schoolers at heart; it's a blessing and a curse.

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