This Is Why Carnaval Is The Festival Of Meat

This is it, you guys. This is the music we want to hear over every sex scene from now until the end of days. Maybe you think a little techno is the best go-to jam for hard banging, or maybe you like some soulful Spanish guitar with your love making, but you're wrong. The best music to screw to is the high-tension, street-shaking, dynamic drum insanity of Carnaval.

Are the asses quaking with the drums, or are the drums mimicking the asses? No one will ever know, so closely aligned are the rhythms of skin slapping skin. This is the only stuff we're putting on the bedroom playlist now and forever, and if we ever catch you having sex to John Tesh, we will be deeply ashamed.

· Watch the rest of "Carnaval" (theater.aebn.net)
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