Toys For Squirts

So we've just spent the better part of the afternoon on the phone with Verizon, fretting and weeping over abysmal internet speeds, and what we could really use right now is a toy break! You know, we never thought about that soothing hold music being super sexy... 'til now.

We can only imagine what our unassuming local representative would say when we asked them to hold while we have a sopping wet, squirting orgasm. Gotta do something to wile away the minutes! Sigh. We'd rather be on the line with this babe, mutual squirting and moaning all the while.

· Toys Make Me Squirt (pornhub.com)