Let’s Go Boobin’

Wait, you haven't heard of that? It's the coolest thing. Basically it's like surfing, but instead of catching a wave, flyin' high, and riding into the shore, you whack yourself off onto someone's giant tits. It's just as exhilarating, let us tell you, and you don't have to worry about stingrays, sharks, and the like.

We suppose we're still in longing-for-beach mode, so we've got all its appurtenances on the brain. To us, this splash of jizz reminds us of the swell and spray of a mondo wave. And if we hold a seashell to our ear and close our eyes, we can just about feel it mist upon us. We just sort of hope no one's watching while we get there.

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