“Copper” Boasts A Mighty Fine Collection Of Butts

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It's nearly impossible to choose a favorite from these two beautiful backsides, but we have a feeling our choice may depend on the music each appears with. Tessa Thompson gets swelling emotional music that jarringly turns into some "Spartacus" style sex jam, while our unnamed prostitute gets a bawdy vocational song that is completely fucking stuck in our heads!

And we can't even understand what half the words are! Something something flank meaning ass, something something baker, probably with another bun pun coming up, so on and so forth. Whatever, we're going to be singing it all day until we finally get drunk and try to serenade somebody with it. This is all your fault, BBC America.

· "Copper" (imdb.com)