Drink Eight Glasses Of Water A Day And You’ll Have “Squirt Gasms!”

We came from the ocean and to the ocean we shall return, some of us sooner than others. With the right amount of hydration and a big enough dick, young Jayden Lee will turn into the ocean right before your very eyes. Look, here comes a sneaker wave!

It used to be thought that humans are about 70% water, but scientists have realized that percentage depends on a lot of different factors and can be much lower. Have they ever considered that some people may be more than 70% water? And that they have to regulate their aquatic content by ejaculating all over the living room? These are the hard-hitting questions most scientific journals aren't willing to ask.

In our book, the importance of hydration is second only to the importance of teamwork, and we feel that Jayden Lee, Amy Brooke, and Manuel Ferrara are totally on the same page as us. Look at the way Jayden and Manuel treat Amy as she rides his fat dick: Manuel chomps on her boob while Jayden bathes his balls with her tongue and simultaneously gives Amy's clit butterfly kisses. So many different layers and intensities of sensation! And when the lady jizz starts flowing, each girl is there to lap up the lazy arcs of come like they've found the last working water fountains in the park.

Manuel Ferrara seems to be all over this film, but it's only with the ever-nasty Sheena Shaw that he gets to explore anyone's anus. We don't have a single picture of them that includes vaginal penetration! That's how damn squirt-ready this woman is. All she needs is some time to get acquainted with the cock in her ass--searching for the perfect angle of entry--and a hand revving her clit, and soon she's doing her best Yellowstone impression. Do you think Sheena enjoys squirting? Uh, we think so. Actually, we have no idea.

We imagine that, like most acts of explosive enjoyment, the bliss is found in moments leading up to the huge burst rather than the boom itself. Dig Sophie Dee (with lovely bangs that make her look like a lad's mag babe) for example. She gets to ride Toni Ribas's curved cock with thrust after thrust tapping her G-spot, and though she wishes he would fuck her until the end of days, her body ends up releasing the juice before she's ready! Oh, Sophie, there's no way to dam your beaver; you must enjoy the squirt and glory in your own liquid assets.

"Squirt Gasms!" isn't just a lovely film, it's also a well crafted and catchy title. If Evian comes out with a new bottled water called "Squirt Gasms" that they assure is is freshly fingered fucked out of the clearest mountain springs and gushing glaciers, we'll be pouring that biz on our faces all day long.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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