Falling Headfirst Into Evelyn Lin’s Bedroom Eyes

Those pools are so dark and lovely, so sensual yet mysterious... mischievous yet irresistible. We could toss longing adjectives at them all day long. If we were faced with them in person, we'd probably quiver and sweat and come all undone. We could only imagine how we'd deal with our wang being so close. We'd try our darndest to keep cool, but chances are we'd blow a megaload upon her cute little face in a hot minute. But those eyes... we're pretty sure they say she wouldn't mind.

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