Sign Us Up For The Mirthful Topless Spiritual Retreat

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Seriously, if there's one thing we need right now, it's an escape from the city into a bucolic paradise where we can chant our brains out and scream at the woods and run around with our dangly bits all flapping about. We would like to join Petra Schmidt-Schaller and her orange clad followers, but this here happens to be a film about a Bhagwan ashram.

If you're up on your different Eastern religious movements, then you know that Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh ran an organization people referred to as a "sex cult" that was involved in poisoning a town with salmonella and had some real negative attitudes towards homosexuals and Jews. So, uh, ahem, maybe we'll skip this bucolic paradise right here. We're going to do some daydrinking in Central Park. Excuse us.

· "My Life in Orange" (imdb.com)