There Is No “Shortcut” To Wisdom, Save For Nasty Sex With Bikers

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It's been five years since BiBi Jones and Lilly Banks graduated, but they haven't yet become adults worthy of strutting their stuff at their high school reunion. How will they mentally and emotionally prepare themselves for the awkward gauntlet of old classmates and long lost flames? Don't fret! Fate (and a bitchy former rival) will intervene.

We don't know who that rival is, but we know she means business. She's not the cool kind of rival, the one who will slow clap for you when you're getting a medal at your Defender of the Universe ceremony. She's the kind of gal who will give you directions that get you lost in the wilderness and then act all snide and pithy later with her tits looking great in a bikini. Ugh, high school.

Thanks to bad directions from that bad, bad woman, BiBi and Lilly end up in the middle of nowhere, driving along helplessly until they stumble upon a biker bar. (Yes, it's the same building used as the cabin in "Disconnected." This remote scenic location is probably how Digital Playground avoids Measure B.) Inside, it becomes immediately clear to our two blonde rays of sunshine that these people are socio-economically different tough. Bonnie Rotten is getting her tits tattooed by Karlo Karrera, Christy Mack is flirting with Diesel because he's talking about killing the new patrons, and bartender Johnny Sins is doing his job because bartenders are a rare breath of sanity wherever you go.

Beneath their rough appearances, the bikers are a sweet bunch who are full of love. Christy Mack fucks Diesel right on the bar, Bonnie Rotten sucks every last drop of jizz from Karlo's cock (because he gave BiBi Jones a quick tattoo, bolstering her confidence), and when Johnny gives BiBi directions and gas to get back on the road, BiBi unleashes her newfound bad girl side, pulls off her leopard print dress, and lets Johnny pound her tight pussy on a dirty beer-stained table. Now our heroes must return to civilization!

What awaits our fair maidens at their reunion? More drama, obvi, but the babes don't have time to deal with their rival, for they have serious goals to accomplish. BiBi wants to hook up with her old flame Xander and fuck him like she was never able to as a teen, and this she does, quite easily it seems! Lilly sets her sights a little loftier. She's always had a crush on her math teacher, Tommy Gunn, but was never able to do anything about it until now. (It's funny how different constructs of the porn universe deem certain behaviors acceptable and others too taboo; it's cool to have unprotected sex with/receive tattoos from random bikers, but you can't flirt with your math teacher when you're an eighteen year-old senior.) She finally gets that big brainy dick of Tommy's, and the two of them snuggle and screw in what looks like the chill out room of a rave held in a suburban basement.

All in all, "The Shortcut" is kind of like "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion," but with bikers instead of Janeane Garofalo.

· Photos and trailer courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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