Can Jo Parker Thrive Without Beth Humphrey’s Guiding Tongue?

When we last saw Jo Parker, she was being introduced to the world via Beth Humphrey's tongue, but now she's on her own wearing pretty pink lingerie in the pages of Nuts. Will she be able to handle it? The stress, the loneliness? The utter lack of big boobies to play with besides her own? Many fine models have cracked under such pressure.

You might think the picture above represents some cracking--why would a sensible young woman try to seduce you by praising Rosie Jones's beauty as she arches her back and stares into your eyes?--but that's not Jo, that's Nuts. They don't have a very good track record of selecting saucy quotes for sexy pics. We would've chosen this: "I used to play football when I was younger...I had a great first touch and I scored a lot of goals." Get it? First touch? Scored? That's how you write about tits, Nuts.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)