It was a valiant effort, too, with those silly mustaches all over your tights. Yes, we were almost caught up thinking about how your legs looked like a crowd of silly men from the 1890s. But then our eyes adjusted, and your curves came out, and the thong beneath the throng of facial hair emerged!
Nice try, Amelle, but we are the Thong Hunters. (Ew, sorry, that's kinda gross.)
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