The Moral? If You Blow Bubbles Off Alyssa Branch’s Ass, She Will Let You Come Inside Her

In "Internal Injections 9," the Porno-Indistrial Complex teaches us that the greatest porn parody is when adult performers ejaculate inside each other like civilians.

"Why are you dressed like that?" asks politically correct Alex Gonz of Alyssa Branch, who is blowing bubbles in the back yard, dressed in some skimpy thing that otherwise defies description.

"I just thought I'd wear what's comfortable," she says, striking a blow for—something?—everywhere.

Gonz himself blows bubbles off her ass before suggesting they "take it inside," meaning, of course, that he ejaculate inside her.

I like Alyssa Branch because she just seems a little more complicated than many of her contemporaries, and she seems to have a little trouble squeezing into porn tropes, like giggling. That doesn't mean she's not present when the fucking starts happening; it just seems like she knows what is actually important and has less patience for the setups.

She makes intriguing expressions while Gonz fucks her, still in her leg warmers.

Perhaps I'm reading too much into it when I suggest that Gonz and Branch exhibited more of a connection by virtue of there not being a cumshot, or maybe it was because I was crying so hard.

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